“what are you doing today”
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody
when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’
finally, someone who understands!! /licks your face affectionately
the fact that some day our generation is going to be leading the country is terrifying because we’re all fucking idiots
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just meI’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever